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Humor: "Resign Patterns"
For those who never really got the Big Deal behind the "Design Patterns" movement, allow us to present perhaps the new collection that will clearly make you want to embrace patterns in all their glory: "Resign Patterns, Ailments of Unsuitable Project-Disoriented Software", by Michael Duell.
Resign patterns documented include:
- Abject Poverty: The Abject Poverty Pattern is evident in software that is so difficult to test and maintain that doing so results in massive budget overruns.
- Simpleton: The Simpleton Pattern is an extremely complex pattern used for the most trivial of tasks. The Simpleton is an accurate indicator of the skill level of its creator.
- Detonator: The Detonator is extremely common, but often undetected. A common example is the calculations based on a 2 digit year field. This bomb is out there, and waiting to explode!
For more, see Resign Patterns.
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Humor: "Resign Patterns"
Its Hillarious ! Very funny. I like ePoxy pattern.
Everyone talks about loosely coupled, xml, & stuff, epoxy blows it :)
It's good we are getting to see both sides of a coin.....
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Cheers.. Mehul.
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Humor: "Resign Patterns"
Have you been looking at my source code? I better call the lawyers. :-)
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Yeah, it's another side of coin
That's what happen when you don't use normal design patterns :)
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Humor and Advise
Really really good. eProxy and Adopter are great !!!
I'm glad i keep visiting theserverside.net, just to keep a look at what is happening in the other side of the world ;-), this article was not posted on theserverside.com
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(June 24, Article)
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(June 24, Article)
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(June 18, Cartoon)
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(June 29, Podcast)
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(June 25, Tech Talk)
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(May 24, Article)
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(May 10, Article)
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(April 11, Article)
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(March 29, Article)
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(March 22, Chapter Excerpt)
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